How I think Marvel should have made Black Widow Spoilers.

So as some of you know, I did how I think Marvel should have made Shang Chi. I'm doing one for Black Widow because there are so many things they could have done better in this movie. This is a character who deserved better after Endgame. I mean, if you see the What If episodes, they give Black Widow her due and it's well deserved, but there's still so much they could have done with a Black Widow solo film. 

I think they should make it a spy action John Wick style film. Like Shang Chi, Black Widow would not get sidelined in her own movie. This is about her. That is one of the problems of this film as well. There is so much more they could have done. 
 

9. The film should have looked at epic spy films and action films like Salt, 007, Atomic Blonde, and John Wick. 

Like Black Widow is not a superhero, she is a spy, and I think this film should have been a straight-up Spy Action film with elements of John Wick. It could have been a darker film; we could have seen Black Widow just go badass in gun shooting and kicking ass like John Wick does. It could have been the John Wick of Marvel films, but it wasn't.

8. Black Widow would not kill all those prisoners.

This bothers me, Black Widow frees Red Guardian, but she kills hundreds of people in that prison. Sure, those prisoners were bad guys, but maybe some of them were getting reformed and got along with Red Guardian. Back to the point, Black Widow would not kill all those people in the film; she's not like that. I would have her just break-in. She takes out the guards with stealth, but she would have to fight some guards. Maybe she fights Ursa Majo,r whose the top bodyguard. 

She frees Ivan, but she doesn't blow up a mountain that causes an avalanche killing all the prisoners. It really bothers me that she does that because she never would do that. Black Widow has killed people, but she would never do anything like that unless she was willing to accept the consequences.

7. The film could have introduced the Winter Guard.

Like we could have seen the Winter Guard in this film like, even for a cameo, because it would have been exciting. We learn that Black Widow as part of the team in Russia, but she left. We could have them join with Black Widow to free the other Widows from the Red Room. It could have helped build more of the MCU. Sure, we had Red Guardian and Yelena's Black Widow, but they should introduce more heroes from Europe in the future. Also, in the end, you could have Red Guardian join the Winter Guard as its leader. I wouldn't have made Red Guardian dumb like he was in the film. I would have made him funny, but he is a natural-born leader like Cap. 

The Winter Guard rooster could have been 

Red Guardian 

Vanguard 

Darkstar 

Ursa Major 

Crimson Dynamite 

6. It didn't make sense that Black Widow forgave her adoptive mother, Melina, for what she did to her sister er put them in the Red Room. 

Now in the film, we learn that Black Widow's adoptive mother, Melina was the one who sent Nat and Yelena to the Red Room as she worked with them. She was the reason Nat became a widow, and she's easily forgiven for what she did. She learned that the only mother she had basically is responsible for her ending up in the Red Room, so why is she easily forgiven for this. What they could have done was make her a villain, and maybe she created the powerful widow code-named Red Widow. I would have Nat not kill her, but instead, she injures her in a fight and leaves her to die when the base is falling to the ground. I mean, I just feel like this character got off too easy, and I think it would have made more sense she gets back for what she did to her and sister er. 

5. Yelena's character was good, and I liked her, but I feel like she pushed Nat to the side. 

Now I like this character. She was hilarious entertaining to watch, and it looks like Marvel has plans for this character in the future. Seeing how she will be in Hawkeye and possibly an Avengers 5. I think one issue with this character is that she pushes Nat to the side and makes her more of the main character than Black Widow herself. I felt this film was trying to force her to be like the new Black Widow in Phase 4, which is okay, but this film should focus on Natasha because she's been with the fans longest. The film should have her as a solid supporting character, not a co-lead. I notice tread giving every marvel character a co-lead like Shang Chi and Loki instead of just supporting cast because it doesn't work all the time. Like Falcon and Winter Soldier, Wanda Visionise exception because those two shows were about two characters, and it worked.

As well I found this scene to be funny but cringe too because its poking fun at how 

Black Widow always posed like this, and to some at Marvel, it was degrading somehow. We've seen Spiderman, Captain America, and Black Panther pose like that, too, after doing the superhero pose or landing. 

It felt like a forced joke.

4. Instead of gender-swapping, Taskmaster, you should have done something else. 

Now they pulled a twist where we learn that Taskmaster is actually Dreykov's daughter, who we thought Black Widow killed, but no, she lived and became Taskmaster. This part of the film made many Taskmaster fans angry because Taskmaster is a guy named Anthony Masters. I did not like this twist either with the character; it didn't work. 

I mean, why couldn't you've had Antony Masters because he's a big fan favorite now iit'spossible Marvel might fix this but maybe not. I would have still included Taskmaster, but he would be a mystery in the film. They could have revealed he was hired by Drekov to take down Black Widow, and he is played OT Fabbenle. It turns out in the movie her SHIELD friend was actually Taskmaster. That would have worked better or saved Taskmaster for another film or show. 

Instead of Taskmaster, you could have Red Widow as the villain.

Red Widow is a full-on evil version of Black Widow, and she's one of the most deadly assassins out there. What they could have done was have this character instead of Taskmaster. They still could have had Olga Kurylenko play this character. It would have been more interesting for Black Widow to fight this all-powerful widow trained in the Red Room and was given maybe the super-soldier serum becoming the ultimate assassin. In the film, we see Black Widow struggle to fight this Red Widow because she's so powerful. This would have been a much better idea for a villain in the film. At the end of the film, Black Widow defeats her, but she doesn't kill her because she feels sad for her because of what she's been through. She wants to help her, but she doesn't accept it. So instead, she escapes, and you could briit ng back in a future film or show. 

3. Black Widow would have broken every bone in her body when she fell from the ground during that scene. 

Now, remember the scene where Black Widows falls down that alleyway, and she doesn't break a single bone in her body. That doesn't make sense because Black Widow, like Hawkeyeise, only human, would have broken every bone in her body. Now I know she's had training in the Red Room, but she would still break every bone in her body. I mean, what I would have made sense for that scene is when she's falling grabs a device in her pocket it was made by Tony Stark and goodbye gift to Nat because she was going rogue. She actives it creating a barrier around herself so she's protected and doesn't get hurt further on impact. It would make more sense.  

2. The film wasn't about Black Widow. It was more about her family and Marvel setting up Yelena to take over as the new Black Widow. 

Another issue with this film is that Black Widow got sidelined in her own movie. She's not the star of her own film. This film was more building up Yelena taking over as the new Black Widow. It just felt wrong. I had so many problems with them doing this to the character like this character who was long overdue to get her own film but instead, they push her to the side just for world-building. 

1. This film should have happened around phase two or phase three 

Now, this is one thing I've mentioned countless times. This movie would have worked much better if you released it in Phase 2 or 3. Black Widow again deserved to be the first female lead in a solo MCU film. The character has been with fans for years, and it just felt studio did Scarlet and the character she plays dirty. If anything, we should have gotten a solo Black Widow film back in the 2010s. There's so much more they could have done with this character, but she never got her due until the What Ifs that showed Black Widow at her best, and she got a more happy ending. 

So that's how I think Marvel should have made Black Widow because they could do so much better with the character and the story. I felt Scarlet deserved her own solo film long before phase 4. This is just how I think about this film and how it was made. If you like this film, that's fine. I just feel like they could have done better. Let me know what you think.

Dune Movie Review

 

Dune Movie Review

So I saw Dune last night and heres my review of it....It was really good and epic. Like I never read the book written by Frank Herbert nor have I seen the old movie or the show. However, I really did enjoy this film a lot like the visuals were amazing, the cinematography was amazing, the music was great, the actors all did a great job, and the story was very interesting and well detailed. Although I will admit I got confused a little by the opening but I later understood the story more. 

The cast all did an amazing job like Timothee Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Issac, Jason Momoa, Josh Brolin, Stellan Skarsgard, and Zendaya. Everyone was perfecting casting for these characters. The cast was great. 

This film is really good and I know a lot of book readers are going to love it because its a really good adaption of a iconic book. 

Now some people are debating whether Dune is the Lord of the Rings of this era. I would yes but the SCI FI version of it. I know Denis Villeneuve the director who did an amazing job making this film already has a trilogy planned so yes it is. But Denis couldn't shoot all three films back to back because you know studio issues. Hopefully they will green light the next film because I really want to see what happens next. 

Because this film is the first part of this trilogy and hopefully Denis will start filming soon because theres so much that needs to be told. 

I give Dune a 8 out of 10.

Go see it you have a good time but heads up its long but its really good.

I got to tell ya this film is one of the best films made this year. 

It's my top favourite this year. 

I mean like Lord of the Rings its long but its really good.

My Exiles Team Marvel

 

The Exiles is a team of members from different universes.

Exiles often have characters from different universes and sometimes from the central universe. 

It's a crazy team of heroes from different universes 

It's basically Guardians of the Multiverse if you've seen the What If series.

So here is my Exiles team.

Commander A

Commander America is a Captain America from the alternate timeline in the distant future, and he carries two shields instead of one. 

Iron Man Noir 

This Iron Man is from the 1930s, basically the Noir universe. Tony Stark from Noir is an adventurist who builds an Iron suit to fight against Nazis. 

Storm Goddess of Thunder 

This Storm is a Storm with a hammer, and she's from a universe where the X Men remain of Asgard. 

Ultimate Scarlet Witch 

This Scarlet Witch is from the Ultimate Universe. Alive again, seeing how the Ultimate Universe is back.  

Spiderman 2099 

We all know Spiderman 2099. He's the Spiderman of the year 2099. He's been a past member of this team before. 

Darkdevil 

Darkdevil is from MC2; he is the son of Ben Riley, taking up the mantle of Daredevil with a supernatural twist. 

The team, as usual, travels to different realities to fight against threats to the multiverse. 

So that's my Exiles team of characters from different universes I would put together. It's just a simple team of multiverse heroes because after watching What If, I got the idea to make my own Multiverse team. 

Shaun of the Dead Review

 

My Review of Shaun of the Dead.

Shaun of the Dead is my favourite Horror Comedy and my favourite Edger Wright film. I didn't see Shaun of the Dead till I was teenager but I really love this film. It's such a funny film to watch and its entertaining to watch. I mean who doesn't love Simon Pegg and Nick Frost those two just work together perfectly.

You know I can relate to Shaun because I feel like my life is like his in fact we can all relate to Shaun. The film is very clever with its camera work like when Shaun plans out his plan to rescue his mom, Liz, and get them all to safety at the Winchester. 

If you ever your in apocalypse just gather your friends and family

 head to the Winchester. Have a gold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.

Classic Line. 

Not to mention the camera work in this film is really good and the scenes were Shaun plans out his rescue is one of my favourite scenes in the film. The plan scene is brilliant and that's how I plan out an idea or how I plan out my day. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJzHSxRq40&ab_channel=ChrisConner

The cast all do an amazing job like Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Lucy Davis, Dylan Moran, Bill Nighy, Penelope Wilton, and Peter Serafinowicz. As well this film has some secret cameos like Martin Freeman. 

This movie is so much fun to watch like its so funny and clever its one of the best horror comedies out there like I watch every October. This film is a horror comedy classic it is to me one of Edger Wright's best films so please give it watch you will have a fun time. 

I give this film a 9 out of 10 give it watch!!!!

Willy's Wonderland Review

 

My Review of Willy's Wonderland.

So I saw Willy's Wonderland, and here's my review of it...this is a fun movie. It's a really fun movie to watch; it's influenced by the game Five Nights at Freddy's. The film is about Nicolas Cage playing a janitor who comes to this town. His car has to get fixed, but he's asked to clean up a place called Willy's Wonderland, a family restaurant. However, the robot characters come to life and kill people, like in Five Nights at Freddy's. 

In the film, Cage never says anything in the movie. Like, we never hear him speak in the film at all, which is really cool, to be honest, and Nicolas Cage does a great job in this film. The movie is scary but not too scary, like these killer robots are frightening, but Nicolas Cage is more dangerous than them. This film is a lot of fun to watch, and I had a fun time watching it. I mean, who doesn't love Nicolas Cage. So if you want to watch something fun and scary for Halloween and see Nicolas Cage be a badass, this is your type of movie. 

I give this film a 7 out of 10. Give it a watch this Halloween because, let me tell Nicolas Cage is scarier than the robots. 

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Review

 

My review of one of the greatest Thanksgiving films and one of John Hughs's greatest films in my opinion. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. 

I love this film it is such a feel good movie and I just enjoy watching it on Thanksgiving. I mean this film has John Candy at his best in the film like this my favourite John Candy film because he steals the show and he's just one of the funniest characters in the movie.

John Candy was a Canadian Icon and this was one of his best films.

I love his quote in the film

"Like your work, Love your wife." 

I said that once at a wedding because its true

like your work, love your wife.

A quote from the late Great John Candy.

The film is about a guy named Neal played by Steve Martin who is trying to get back home for Thanksgiving but of course his flight gets delayed, the train breaks down, and his rental car gets taken. This guy has all the bad luck trying to get back home until he meets Del Griffin a shower ring salesman who comes with him on way home. Del drives Neal nuts and he doesn't like him at all for how annoying he is, but Del is a good guy and we've all seen Del's speech. Family Guy parody it if you remember. 

Heres the video. 

It's such a good speech and the music in the background fits it perfectly. 

Power to Believe it's a great song to listen and it's inspiring.

This film is really funny too especially when Del is driving the car and Neal realizes they are on the wrong side of the road. Like this scene was just so funny too. As well in this film there a lot of cameos of actors from previous John Hughes films. To me this is John Hughes best film he made before he went on to make bad films later in his career. 

The cast in this film all do a great job like Steve Martin he's really good in this film, Laila Robins whose plays his wife, Dylan Baker, Kevin Bacon, and this film has cameos of actors who've worked with John Hughes in the past. 

I find Steve and John worked perfectly together because Neal is uptight and Del is more open and fun. These two work so well together and its shame this was their only film were they worked together. 

I mean it's more funny then scary to be honest.

John Candy as the devil lol. 

As well this film is one of the few PG 13 films to get away with saying fuck a lot in the film. Which was very rare at the time. This film is just so much fun to watch and it will make you laugh and will make cry too. It's more than a comedy it's also a drama/emotional film. 

This film is very emotional too like by the end we learn that Del despite him being happy funny guy he's a tragic figure. We learn that his wife's been dead eight years and he doesn't have a home to go back to. So Neal brings him to his home and spends Thanksgiving with his family because after everything they've been through Del should at least spend thanksgiving for helping Neal get home. The ending is very good and emotional too.  

John Candy would have been 70 years old right now and

he be making some really funny films or shows today. 

This film to me is the best Thanksgiving film I just love this film and this was John Candy at his best performance before he died. I give this 9 out of 10. Give it watch today on Thanksgiving it's a feel good that make you laugh and cry too. 

My Top Ten Favourite Treehouse of Horror.

 

My Top Ten Favourite Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Episodes.

So as we know, Halloween is upon us, so here are my top ten favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes. Like I promised in my top ten favorite Simpsons episodes. So here is my list of my favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes. I might make a top ten Christmas list. 

Heads up, this list might make you go...

CRAZY!!!!

10. Treehouse of Horror 1 

We all know the first Treehouse of Horror very well, and it's the one that started it all. The segments are memorable, like the Haunted House, the first appearance of Kang and Kodos, and the Raven, and this episode made me read The Raven by Edger Allan Poe. Yeah, this episode introduced me to the Raven and the works of Edger Allan Poe. One thing I liked about this episode is James Earl Jones guest stars in this episode, and I think of his voice when I read the Raven. This episode is a classic and started the Treehouse of Horror series. If you want to do a marathon, start with this one because it's the one that started it all and gets you into the Halloween Spirit.

9. Treehouse of Horror 4

I remember watching this Treehouse of Horror a lot because I owned season five of the Simpsons on DVD when I was a kid. I especially like the segment with Ned Flanders as the Devil, which is genius. Flanders, the most devoted Christian in the world, is actually the Devil. It's hilarious, especially by the end when Homer's head becomes a donut, and the police officers are outside, ready to eat Homer's head. The other ones are good, too, like the Nightmare parody at 20,000 feet because Bart sees a Gremlin, and no one believes him until the bus is destroyed. However, they still sent Bart to an insane asylum, but I really love the Dracula parody I find Burns as a vampire funny and clever. The ending was funny, too it turns out Marge is the head vampire, and it ends with everyone saying happy Halloween.

 I also love how each episode was introduced through paintings in which Bart talks about the paintings it's a parody of the old series Night Gallery. 

I really enjoyed this episode, and the ending with Burns after being killed by Homer made me laugh.

8. Treehouse of Horror 7

This is another episode I really liked. The segment about Kang and Kodos taking over as Bill Clinton and Bob Doe during the 96 elections was really funny. I love the ending where Kang wins the election, and he's building a laser gun to destroy an unknown planet. I especially like the line, "Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos."

I also liked the first segment where Bart learns he has a twin brother named Hugo, who is his "evil twin" until it's revealed that Bart is actually the evil twin one, which makes more sense. But you do feel bad for Bart. He has to live in the attic at the end, which is like but in the end, its non-canon. All the treehouse of horrors are non canon except the first one. 

Lisa's creation of life with her tooth was also funny, especially when she learns she's trapped in the world she created for the rest of her life. 

7. Treehouse of Horror 15

I really like this episode like the opening with keeping it with Kodos was a hilarious opening. I found the one with Ned for seeing everyone's death really funny especially when Homer's bowling ball hits his head, and turns out he got rid of a tumor in Ned's head. There is also a gag about Homer's frisbee, which I think is really funny. I love the ending. He blows up the nuclear plant just to get out of cleaning the garage. 

I also enjoyed the story with Lisa and Bart Sherlock Holmes and Watson. I found that it was a really good and funny story. 

The last segment was excellent and I found the ending was enjoyable when you see everyone dancing while listing to I got you under my skin. This is a really fun episode to watch and I just find this episode really funny. 

6. Treehouse of Horror 9

This another great Treehouse of Horror episode what I love about this one was Bart and Lisa are sent into the tv and Itchy and Scratchy are trying to kill them. It's so funny and entertaining to watch especially when Lisa mentions how humiliating it is to be in a cartoon knowing she's a cartoon too. Very clever fouth wall joke. I also enjoyed the Snake story were Homer finally gets hair after Snake is executed and the hair takes over his body and he kills Apu, Moe, and attempts to kill Bart but we know how it ends. Now the last one is the best one we find out Maggie is actually Kang's daughter and they go to Jerry Springer who unfortunately is killed by Maggie. This episode is a lot of fun to watch. 

5. Treehouse of Horror 11 

Now I really enjoy this episode a lot I found the fairy tale episode to be the funniest one seeing Bart and Lisa are Hansel and Gretel and I love the scene were Homer tries to calm up Rapuzel's hair and he ends up ripping it off her lol. The ending was funny too when Homer still has chicken legs from the witch's spell and also I like how they poked fun at her for having a made up boyfriend until they learn he's real. I also love the Ghost Dad segment where Homer dies and he tries to do a good dean and well he ends up going to hell to be noogied by the devil and John Wayne. 

As well the whole Dolphin war was really funny. It's revealed that Dolphins lived on land and they were exiled by the humans. I find it funny Lisa frees a dolphin named Snorkey until she realizes he's the king of the dolphins and he invades Springfield. The end fight scene is good and funny in the end because the dolphins win and all the humans are force to live in the sea. 

Love this line.

4. Treehouse of Horror 5

Now this episode is a great one like the first segment is a parody Shinning and its done brilliantly I especially love that scene were Smithers says to Mr. Burns after getting rid of the beer and cable. "Sir did you ever stop and think. Maybe it was doing this that cause the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families." Burns thinks for a moment "Tell you what if we come back and everyone is slaughtered. I owe you a coke." I just love that scene because its pointing out the obvious you take away beer and tv two things Homer loves he will go crazy. Homer does go crazy and the ending of the episode was really funny because the whole family end up being frozen and being forced to watch the Tonys a fate worse then death. 

Of course there is the next one where Homer uses a toaster to travel back in time and he keeps changing the past. One were Flanders is ruler of the world, one were Bart and Lisa are big, Maggie talks like James Earl Jones, and of course the world were he has everything he wants until he learns theres are no donuts in that timeline except after he leaves it rains donuts.

Homer's reaction is priceless when he learns there are no donuts.

That's Homer for ya he would trade a perfect family and a perfect life for donuts.

Now the last one is basically the teachers are eating the kids and turns out it was all a dream from Bart until some chemical gas comes into his room and turns the whole family inside out. One of the funniest gags of this episode is Willy is always trying to save everyone but gets killed. 

Poor Willy, he's bad at this. 

This episode is awesome give a watch you will have a good laugh.

3. Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 12 

I remembered laughing so hard watching this episode and this episode got Pierce Bronson as the voice of Pierce their robot house. I found the Hex and the City one really funny because Homer gets cursed and everyone he loves is cursed too like Marge is hairy, Bart's neck grows and he dies eventually, Lisa becomes a horse, Maggie turns into a lady bug, and Moe, Lenny, and Carl die. Of course Homer catches a leprechaun to deal with the gyspy but in the end of the leprechaun and the gyspy get married. Then of course theres the other segment were the family gets a robot house but based on the movie its based on 2001: A Space Odyssey. Pierce goes insane and he wants to be with Marge and he tries to kill Homer. Of course Homer survives but he is missing the back of his heading showing his brain.

I know that is disgusting. 

The final segment of course is a Harry Potter parody and it's funny too especially when Bart stabs Mr. Burns in his shin and apparently that was his weakness. This episode I remember enjoying very much and having a good laugh. 

2. Treehouse of Horror 6

I love this episode a lot especially when the final segment uses cgi animation and I just really loved it. This episode won them Emmy because of the cgi animation and it deserves it like it was really good. The ending I thought was funny that Homer ends up in the real world and it ends with him going to look at erotic cakes.  

As well I like the story were Homer steals a giant donut and all the billboards and product placement statues come to life and they only way to stop is to just not look at them. As well I loved the Nightmare on Elm Street with Willy as Freddie Kruger that was really funny and Willy was really funny in that one. I love this episode a lot its one of my favourites and I remember when I was kid I just loved this one and I once wrote a letter to Matt Groening if he could do a continuation of Homer living in the real world. Never replied back but hey this is a great Halloween episode. This is a great halloween episode give it a watch. 

Honorable Mentions 

Treehouse of Horror 14

Enjoyed this episode a lot especially when Bart and Milhouse pause time with a time watch.

I remember gutting laughing when they use Martin as decoy. 

Treehouse of Horror 10

Ned Flanders goes out for Fog walks I just find that idea so stupid but funny.

As well, they parody Y2K.

Treehouse of Horror 19

What I love about this episode is the parody of Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin.

Treehouse of Horror 20 

This one was very funny, like the parody of The Walking Dead and 28 days later.

As well, the Alfred Hitchcock with Lisa and Bart in black and white was really good.

The musical segment was also really good, and it was a parody of Sweeny Todd, apparently. 

Treehouse of Horror 22 

Ned Flanders becomes a murderer in the name of God, who is actually Homer.

Also, this episode parodies the Diving Suit and the Butterfly. 

Which an amazing movie, by the way. 

Now the best Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode is....

1. Treehouse of Horror 3

Treehouse of Horror 3 to me is the best Treehouse of Horror episode. Why I love it so much is Bart and Lisa have their friends over, and their parents host a Halloween party for everyone. They then tell scary stories from Lisa about an evil Krusty doll that wants to kill Homer, Grandpa's story about King Kong/King Homer which was really funny like this scene.

And of course the last one that's Bart's story about zombies. Bart accidentally brings back the dead and they are walking dead. The whole episode is about Bart trying to reverse the spell and I just love this scene were Homer kills zombie Flanders not thinking he was a zombie. 

This episode I just love to watch this again and again because it's just so much fun and well-written. This is when the Simpsons had more passion now they don't. It's such a great episode to watch, and this episode is a classic that gets you into the Halloween spirit. Treehouse of Horror 3 in my opinion is the best one. 

So that's my top ten favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes from the Simpsons what do you think and what are your favorite Treehouse of Horror episodes let me know to leave a comment, and I hope you all enjoy.  

Happy Halloween 

to all my 

friends and viewers!!!