My Top Eight Favourite American Dad Christmas Episodes

 

My Top Eight American Dad Christmas Episodes.

So for Christmas, everyone is my top eight favorite American Dad Christmas episodes and I got to tell you American Dad has made some of the best Christmas episodes ever. So here are my favorite site American Dad Christmas Episodes. 

8. Dreaming of a White Porsche 

Now, this American dad episodes parody It's a Wonderful Life where Stan wishes he was single and he switches lives, Principal Lewis. Now because of this Stan sees Lewis in his life and he tries to set things back to normal but it backfires on Stan. Stan then sees a world he has the family he always wanted a beautiful wife who he never fights with, a nonliberal/activist daughter, and a son who plays football and is athletic. However, in this reality, he's a bad dad Stan. In the end,d Stan gets his family back and he shows how much he loves them and he wouldn't trade them for anything. I liked this episode to mean this is my least favorite episode of American Dad Christmas specials. Still, this one is good and pretty funny of an episode.

7. Santa, Schmanta 

This American Dad episode is basically Roger is fed up with how Christmas is more popular than Hanukkah. So Roger basically steals Santa's suit and becomes Schmanta and he makes Hanukkah the best holiday but he ruins what Hanukkah is about. So the Smiths try to stop him because they respect the holiday but Roger is only doing this because no one will see his dance move. I know it's funny and this episode is pretty good too but I wouldn't say it's the best one though. 

6. Best Christmas Story Never Told.

This was the first American Dad Christmas episode and I got to tell ya it's a funny one. In this Stan is not happy Christmas is their favorite holiday but a lot of people like liberals find it to be offensive for his religious background. So Stan loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by the ghost of Christmas past but Stan realizes he's back in 1970 when Jane Fonda was making the oscar-winning film Klute. So he decides to kill Jane Fonda. However, eventually learns Donald Sutherland is the one who got her into politics and he tries to kill him. However, he is stopped by the ghost and Francine but it turns out Stan changed the past because everything is now Communist all because he stopped Martin Scorsese never made Taxi Driver. It's a really funny idea on what would happen if Regan never won the election its a pretty funny episode. As well I love how Roger gets a tape of Disco's greatest hits and in thee, and he loses it all because of bad investments.  This is a good Christmas special to watch and you got Phoebe from Friends as the voice of the Christmas spirit. 

5. The Most Adequate Christmas Ever. 

Now, this is an episode I like a lot because in this episode Stan dies and goes to heaven but has to prove he deserves a second chance. So he goes to court heaven but he gets a bad lawyer but she wants to get her wings. I find this episode really funny and where Stan realizes he's not always right, he thinks he knows best but in truth, he doesn't. One of the funniest moments of this episode is when Stan is going to give his kidney to a homeless because of Steve and it turns out it was a dream. Stan goes to Steve's room and yells "Why would I give my kidney to a bum! Stay out of my dreams!" he walks out and destroys Steve's star trek ship. It was so funny I was laughing so hard. This episode is really funny and teaches us we don't know what's best and we could screw up.

4. Minister Krampus 

I love the Krampus episode because it's what introduced me to Krampus and apparently he's a folklore Christmas who punishes naughty children. However, in this twist, Krampus actually loves kids and is just trying to set them straight and be good kids while Santa who is the bad guy, he spoils kids for money even though kids don't buy toys. In the episode, Steve acts like a spoiled brat so Stan learns that his dad captured Krampus and he's trapped in a pot. Stan realizes his dad was right and frees Krampus to scare Steve straight but Krampus kidnaps Steve and now Stan has to rescue him. In the episode, it turns out that Krampus isn't a bad guy and this episode also redeems Jack Smith's Stan's dad because he realizes how important family is. This is a good episode also it had Danny Glover as Krampus. 

3. Season Beatings 

Now, this episode I love to watch, especially the scene where Stan beats up Roger and he's dressed Santa Claus and Roger is dressed up as Jesus. I laugh so hard at the scene because the way Stan beats up Roger and shouts out "You don't deserve to be on that cross you lazy wine-loving bisexual!" is just brilliant. of that action Stan is kicked out of Christianity and the only way to get back is either find the holy grail, kill antichrist, or donate millions of dollars to charity. Stan finds out his adoptive grandson is the antichrist and he has to kill him to get back in and to save the world. However, Haley doesn't want that because she loves Nemo despite him being the antichrist. This episode is really funny especially when Roger is super positive Rolling Chang. This is a funny Christmas episode to watch. 

2. Rapture Delight 

Look at this poster this is epic and let me tell you this whole episode was just epic it felt like an actual apocalyptic film. In this episode, Stan and Francine are left below during the rapture except for Haley and Steve. Stan blames her because they had sex in church and she leaves him for Jesus. I know Jesus and Francine become a couple. This episode had good action, really funny moments like when Roger meets Jesus and Jesus says "An alien, one of my father's side projects." Roger tries to attack him. That was funny and that line Roger says "Wait this bible stuff is real!?! All right someone calls Mel Gibson and apologizes." This is such a fun episode and I love how at the end of the episode Stan kept his wedding ring and Francine's to show he regrets what he did and he still loves her very much. Then of course by the end, after they kill the Anti Christ and Stan dies he goes to heaven. He reunites with his family and it's a good ending. You know after this episode this has led fans to believe that Stan is actually dead and he's in his own heaven for the rest of the series. 

1. For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls.

To me, this is the best American Dad Christmas Episode why because Steve kills a mall Santa. After this Stan tries to find the mall Santa but he has no records so the whole family buries him in the middle of the woods. After that, they find letters to them that are death threats and realize that wasn't a mall Santa that was actually Santa Claus. Santa Claus is trying to kill them its a really funny take that in this version Santa Claus is a bad guy and he wants to kill the Smiths. Roger of course meets a redneck who gives him the strongest whisky in the world and they hide out with him and Jeff comes to join even though Stan hates him. Jeff accidentally wrote to Santa where they were to deliver their presents. This episode deals with Stan and Jeff because he hates Jeff but we see him eventually accepting Jeff as a member of the family. Even though Jeff admits he hates Stan just as much as he does. The episode was really gritty, violent, and it's really funny too. To me, this is the best American Dad Christmas Episode to watch. 

Happy Holidays to all my friends and I hope you all have a safe holiday.