My Top 6 Favourite Family Guy Christmas Episodes.

 

My Top Five Family Guy

Christmas Episodes.

So with the christmas coming up, here are my top five favorite Family Guy Christmas episodes.

There's always some fat kid sitting on Santa's lap for more than five minutes. 

6. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin Christmas 

This was the first Family Guy Christmas episode, and it's really funny. So Peter is on Christmas vacation but Lois wants him to do some Christmas chores which he hates because he wants to watch KISS saves Santa and get drunk with his friends. Peter stupidly gives away all the Christmas presents to charity, and he tries to get them back but he fails and Lois is happy but angry at the same time because doing all the shopping again is brutal to deal with it. When their at the mall Stewie meets a mall Santa and agrees to be nice if he gets plutonium. Resulting in this hilarious photo. 

Remember to smile like a good boy this year.

This picture had me gut laughing. 

I had a great time watching this episode and it was funny at the end when Lois finally freaks out and goes on a rampage. Destroying everything she sees but i

5. The First No L.

So this Christmas episode is about Lois getting fed up with the family because they help set up Christmas unlike her. She leaves the family and stills at motel and thinks they won't do well without her. However, Peter and the family do good this christmas without her and she decides to go grinch on them. 

So Lois steals all the presents and detections. One thing I found funny was when Stewie comes downstairs dress up as Cindy Lou Who and Lois like why are you wearing girl's night gown.

I just find it funny she understands him and is like why are you dresses? You're a boy? This episode is really funny, and one of my favourite scenes is when Peter is setting up the nativity scene but it's more woke. 

"First ethically accurate Jesus goes right here, followed by Father Mary and Mother Josephine, followed closely by the three genderless wise people on their bird scooters, Tig Notaro for some reason, and finally the little drummer them because god forbid we call a boy a boy." That was funny as hell. 

I really enjoy this episode, and the ending was good especially when the family gives Lois a christmas gift despite never knowing she's the one to rob them and she blames on the Turkish uber driver. I found it funny how her heart grows three sizes and she ends up in the hospital. "She's lucky to be alive like no can survive that." Dr. Hartman. I really enjoy this episode give it a watch. 

4. How the Griffin stole Christmas. 

In this episode Peter fills in as a mall Santa then goes around acting like Santa so he get free things and is loving it. Until the real Santa comes and tells him to knock off. It's really funny and it's even more funny when you see the real Santa come in and tell him to stop pretending to be him. I just found it so funny. 

I also like the storyline with Stewie going to Christmas office parties and to be honest, I think all Christmas office parties are like and he enjoys them but he gets a job working and finds out he has to fire people. The ending of the episode is funny because Peter agrees to stop being Santa and he gets a penthouse and Santa says "I had to buy it from a creepy guy on the internet." This episode was funny.   

3. The 2000-Year-Old Virgin 

This episode is so funny, yet I wasn't surprised if it offended many Christians because Jesus wants to get laid. In the episode, Peter runs into Jesus, and he admits he's never had sex and so Peter and the guts agree to help him get laid. I find it so funny when Peter is on his laptop and Joe notices a picture and he asks Peter. "Peter how old is that girl?" Peter runs away and throws his laptop in a lake and Seamus finds his laptop and other ones. "Argh, more scum in the sea." In the episode Peter fails to help Jesus get laid and when Jesus goes on Speed dating it's so funny.  I especially found it funny when Peter learns that Jesus wants to sleep with Lois. Peter convinces Lois but later he doesn't want her too because that's his wife. Lois reveals she didn't and it turns out Jesus isn't actually a virgin wow I wonder how many people got pissed off with that. The ending was funny because they pulled a Love Actually were Rupert cheated on Stewie with Adam West. Overall this is a great episode but will offend people.  

2. Jesus Mary and Joesph 

This another family guy episode that pokes fun of the Nativity Story and I love the jokes they make. When Peter tells Lois a lot of his friends are poking holes on how Mary got pregnant. This was a very funny take on the Naivety Story because they poke fun almost everything about that story. This was a good christmas episode and I highly recommend it especially at the end. 

1. The Road to the North Pole Part 1 and 2

This is to me the best christmas episode of Family Guy and it's a two parter. This two parter dives into how much we shouldn't let our greed consume us because we see Brian and Stewie meet Santa Claus we see how he's a broken man from all the demands from around the world and let me tell ya the workshop is a nightmare. There are inbred elves, the reindeer are monsters, and Santa is really 28 years old and is dying. Brian and Stewie decide to save christmas by being Santa unlike most christmas specials were they successed at saving christmas. Brian and Stewie fail horribly and it's both funny and dark at their first house. I love how Stewie freaks out and says. "We've been here for an hour and a half! We have to deliver to the whole entire world and this was one house!" It's true lets face it in real life it would be impossible to deliver presents in one night let's face it. In the end of the episode everyone wakes up to see there are no presents in under the tree and Brian and Stewie bring Santa to Channel 5 and Brian tells everyone they need cut back on their demands because if they don't Santa will die and they will loose Christmas. Everyone agrees to one gift and the episode ends with everyone loving their one gift. This two parter ends on a great note and I want Seth MacFarlane to make a musical because he's got such talent when it comes to music. 

So that's my top 6 Family Guy Christmas episodes 

Let me know what you think and have 

A Merry Fricking Christmas!!!!