Sunday 5 May 2024

The Beekeeper

 

The Beekeeper Review

So, I saw The Beekeeper last night, and here's my review. The film was fun. It's just an entertaining action film starting with Jason Statham. I like Jason Statham's films, and this was his best film. This movie was fun and violent, and basically, it's John Wick. If he was a beekeeper who wanted revenge for bees and this lady he worked for who was hacked and all her money stolen. Overall, it's a good action film, and that's all it needs to be a fun movie. I give Beekeeper a 7 out of 10. 

Sunday 21 April 2024

Godzilla X Kong Review

My review of Godzilla X Kong


 So I saw Godzilla X Kong, and here's my review of it...I liked it. I had a fun time with this film. I love the action in the film and the fights between Godzilla and Kong against Skar King. For a villain who's just a giant red ape, he was a good villain. The film's cast does a good job, and this film follows Kong's point of view. You see him bond with a baby Kong called Suko when he meets other apes. The film had some incredible action, and seeing Godzilla and Kong fight together was excellent.

Overall, I loved this film and had a fun time with it. I give it a 7 out of 10. 

Thursday 18 April 2024

Hundreds of Beavers Review

 

Hundreds of Beavers Review 

So I saw this movie on Tuesday called Hundreds of Beavers, and I have to say it was a funny movie to watch. It's an indie film that uses slapstick-style comedy like Looney Tunes. The film is about a guy named Jean who goes from an apple cinder salesman to trying to become the best furrier to win the heart of a merchant's daughter. The film is really funny because all the animals are just people in costumes. 

Fun fact: this film only used six beaver costumes, and the entire movie is black and white. The cast is full of unknown actors, but they all do a great job, and every cast member had me laughing. 
If you're a fan of slapstick comedies like Looney Tunes, hundreds of Beavers is a must-watch. This film is a laugh riot from start to finish, with its clever use of humor and witty dialogue. It's a perfect choice for a light-hearted movie night. 
I give it a 9 out of 10.
It's a funny movie, and I enjoyed watching it.


Dune Part 2 Review

My Review of Dune Part 2.

So, I finally saw Dune Part 2, and here's my review of it...I loved it like this was a great film. It was full of action and significant effects, and the story was much better than part 1. The film picks up after the first film, in which Paul and his mother join the Fremen as they believe Paul is a prophet. The film also introduces Princess Irulan, played by Florence Pugh, and Emperor, played by Christopher Walken.   

The film also dives into the romance between Paul and Chani. It's well done, and you feel for the two.
Both Timothee and Zendaya deliver stellar performances, showcasing their undeniable talent. This film is a testament to their acting prowess, and they truly shine in their roles. This is Timothee's best performance since Wonka. 

I loved Florence's performance in the film and she will no doubt play a bigger role in the next film. I liked her relationship with her father and I was pretty shocked by some revelations about the Emperor's family and goals. 
One of the best actors in the film was Austin Butler. He nailed it as the villain Feyd-Rautha, and he was a scary villain. In this film, we see House Harkonnen at their most evil, and we learn shocking stuff about Harkonnen and Paul's family, House Atreides.

The effects in this film are fantastic. The worms are so cool, and I love how Paul and Freman ride the worms through deserts. I love the end battle scene, and now I want to see part 3 as soon as possible. 

I loved this film, and the cast is great. Everyone in this film is incredible, and the acting is some of the best I've seen this year. I give Dune Part 2 a 9 out of 10. 
Go see it, but watch Part 1 before you see Part 2. 





 

Monday 15 April 2024

Top 5 Films that are now 20 Years Old

 

Top 5 films from 2004 that are now 20 years old.

2004 for was a great year and I still remember being a kid seeing some great films from that time. So here is my top five films of 2004. 


1. Spider-Man 2

What I can say I love this film as a kid. To me it's still one of the best Spider-Man films out there.
This film had me the edge of my seat and I just love this Spider-Man film because it was made with love and great storytelling. It's sad Spider-Man 3 failed but hey you can blame that on studio interference.  
Still hoping for Spider-Man 4. 


2. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakban 

I've talked about this movie before and it's still the game changer in the Harry Potter series. I remember seeing the trailer and realizing wow this is going to be a darker and more scarier film. I hope the tv series reboot is good.

3. Shrek 2

I loved this movie and to me Shrek 2 is how you do a proper animated sequel. 
This film is better than the first film and I love the climax with I Need A Hero playing. It sucks that Shrek 3 and 4 sucked, but hey I'm hoping Shrek 5 will be great like Puss in Boots The Last Wish. 


4. The Incredibles 

The Incredibles is one of the best Pixar films out there and it's basically the only good Fantastic 4 film.
It's shame the sequel didn't live up to the first film. They should have done a time skip instead of picking up where they left off. 


5. Shaun of the Dead

To be honest, I didn't watch this film until years later but this a great horror comedy film and one of my favourite Edger Wright films. It's hard to believe it's now 20 years old.


So those are my top 2004 films that are now 20 years old. Let me know your favourite films from 2004. Let me know what you think. 

Monday 1 April 2024

Tarzan Review

 

Tarzan Review
To celebrate 25 years of this great film, the last film of the Renaissance era, here is my review of Tarzan. This film still holds up years later, and the music by Phil Collins still holds up. Tarzan is about a man raised by apes after his parents are killed by Sabor the Leopard. There have been many adaptations of Tarzan films from the past, but this one is my favorite Disney film. 
 
Tarzan's relationship with Kala is well-written, and you feel the characters. He lost his parents, and she lost her son. The Two Worlds, One Family song shows that, and I have to say the scene where Tarzan says goodbye to Kala is a tearjerker. My mom cried at the scene. 

"No matter where I go. You will always be my mother."
This film has great animation and storytelling. As we see, Tarzan wants to be accepted by the apes, especially his adoptive father, Kerchak, who doesn't like him. The only ones who accept and love him are his Kala, who loves him after she lost her son, and, of course, Turk and Tantaor. 
I love these two characters, voiced by Rosie O'Donnell and Wayne Knight.
They are some of the funniest characters in the film, especially Tantaor. As well Turk was funny too and fun fact originally Turk was a male ape but he wasn't Tarzan's friend and he at one point the character was going to be male, but they change his gender after Roise audition for the role.  


One thing I love about this film is the action scenes and Tarzan swinging through vines and sliding on trees. In real life, he would have horrible splinters on his feet. To animate those scenes, the animators watch skateboarding, surfing, and snowboarding videos to the get ideas. 
One of my favorite scenes is when Tarzan fights Sabor, and he kills the leopard that killed his parents, even though he never learns about it until much later. An interesting fact about Sabor: many people didn't know if Sabor was a male or female leopard. However, in the original book, there was a female lion named Sabor, so it's likely Sabor is female, but in the Kingdom Hearts game, Sabor is described as male. I thought that, too, when I was a kid. 

Then, we have the scene where Tarzan meets Jane, and we see their romance. This was also Tarzan's first time meeting a human like him. It's a good scene, and I found it funny when he tries to look under her dress, and she kicks him. Tarzan and Jane's romance in the film is well done, and the scenes in which he learns of the human world and how to write and read from Jane are great. I also love when he takes Jane to the jungle, and she sees his world. The romance really starts to bloom between the two. 
The film ends with her staying in the jungle with Tarzan because she loves him, and they live happily ever after. In the book, Jane leaves for England and marries Clayton, but she eventually leaves Clayton to be with Tarzan, and they have a son named John. 
Don't worry Tarzan and Jane always get together no matter what. Jane's father is funny in 


The film's villain is Clayton, a hunter who wants to capture the apes and sell or stuff them.
He's just your average greedy villain, but he's still better than the villains we get now from Disney. I loved his fight scene with Tarzan because one scene I love is when Tarzan has Clayton's gun. Clayton tells him to shoot him and mocks him. Instead, he smashes his gun and says, "Not a man like you." It shows that Tarzan is more of a man than Clayton, as he is a savage who kills to get whatever he wants.
In the books, Clayton was actually Tarzan's cousin. Still, he took over his family estate after Tarzan and his family were presumed dead. Clayton learns who Tarzan is but keeps it quiet until he reveals Tarzan's true heirtage and ultimately dies in the books. He also married Jane, as I mentioned. This is another interesting fact about the original books. 
I also love Phil Collins' songs like Two Worlds, You'll Be In My Heart, Son of Man, and Strangers Like Me. These songs still hold up years later. 
The Cast in this film did a great job, like Tony Goldwyn as Tarzan, Minnie Driver as Jane, Wayne Knight, Rosie O'Donnell, Glen Close, Lance Henriksen, Nigel Hawthorne, and Brian Blessed. 

Overall, I love Tarzan. It's now 25 years old, and it was the best Disney film to end the Renaissance. This film still holds up, and to me, it's the best Tarzan film. I give it an 8 out of 10.
Great film from childhood and still holds up 25 years later.  


Sunday 24 March 2024

Road House Review

 

Roadhouse Review
So I saw Road House last night, and here's my review of it. I liked it. I found it to be an entertaining movie to watch, and Jake Gyllenhaal was great in this film. The movie had great fight scenes and good action. It also gets very gory at some moments, and the film is basically about a former UFC fighter named Elwood who works at a bar called Roadhouse and stops bar fights. This movie was a lot of fun, and Connor McGregor was great in the film, too, and he's good at playing bad guys. Overall, I had a fun time with this movie. I give it a 7 out of 10. 


Thursday 21 March 2024

X-Men 97 Review episode 1 and 2

 

So, this classic gem is back, and I love it. The show is back, and it's good. It has a lot of 90s vibes to it. It's great seeing the 90s X-Men back in this show, and they brought back all the old voice actors but replaced some of them. 

All the characters stand out, and Cyclops steals the show. He is a badass in the first episode. Marvel Studios needs to give us a proper Cyclops in an MCU film. 
Wolverine is excellent, Rogue is great, Gambit is great, and Storm is incredible.
It's great seeing all these characters again, and so far, the first two episodes have the X-Men working with the government and working with humans. Sadly, some humans still hate mutants, and Magneto returns; this time, he's trying to be a good guy and now owns the Xavier School. Now, this is only the first two episodes, and I'm enjoying it so far, and the ending of episode 2 left me shocked. 
I can't wait to see more from this show. The characters still feel the same, and I'm hoping we get something like this in an MCU project with the X-Men. Yes, there are some changes fans won't like, and I get it. 
So far, both episodes are a 9 out of 10.

After watching the first two episodes, Disney and Marvel, let's make Spider-Man 98 happen.
We need a proper ending for this Peter Parker.

Saturday 16 March 2024

My American Fiction Review

 

My American Fiction Review 

So, I saw American Fiction, and here's my review of it...I liked it. I found this film to be very enjoyable to watch and you feel for the character of Monk and his family. The film is about a writer named Monk who is frustrated and tired of the offensive tropes in black stories. So he uses a pen name for his book, he writes a book with those offensive tropes, and all of a sudden, this book becomes a huge hit, which he didn't want. As well the film dives into his family life like his father is dead and he cheated on their mother, his sister unexpectedly dies, his brother's wife and kids leave him after he finds out he is gay, and his mother has Alzheimer's. Monk is trying to look after his mother, dealing with his sister's death, his brother's drug problems and feeling unloved after coming out, and his love life with a woman named Coraline. 

Jeffery Wright gives one of his best performances in this film and this film had some heart felt moments, some sad moments, and moments that made me laugh. 

This film has some of the best acting I've seen, like Jeffery Wright. He was fantastic in the role; Tracee Ellis Ross was great, too; Sterling K. Brown was great; everyone in this film was great. I greatly enjoyed this film, and I give it an 8 out of 10. 

Sunday 10 March 2024

Kung Fu Panda 4 Review

 

My Review of Kung Fu Panda 4

So I saw Kung Fu Panda 4 yesterday, and here's my review of it...I love it. I had a fun time with this movie. The action in this film was good, the characters are hilarious, and the bad guy in The Chameleon is a great villain. Now, I've only seen the first Kung Fu Panda. I didn't see the second one; I only saw parts of the third one. I still really enjoyed this film. The movie is about Po voiced by Jack Black and he's great as always. Po searches for his successor as the next Dragon Warrior, as he is to become the next spiritual leader. Po meets a fox thief named Zhen, voiced by Awkafina, and despite the times I criticize her acting like in Shang Chi and the Little Mermaid remake. She was great in this film; her character is very likable, and you feel for Zhen. The Furious Five doesn't appear in this film, but we still have good characters in this film. The cast of the film all do a great job like Bryan Crantson, Dustin Hoffman, Viola Davis, Ke Huy Quan, and Ian McShane. 

I give this film an 8 out of 10. 

Saturday 9 March 2024

Barbie Review

 

My Barbie Review

So I finally saw the Barbie movie, and I liked this movie like I had fun with this movie. I had such a fun time watching this movie. Margot Robbie was great in the film; she nailed it as Barbie, and she gave one of the best performances as Barbie. I also loved Ryan Gosling in this film. He was great as Ken, and I loved the song Ken Enough. He was one of the best characters in the movie as well. Gloria, played by America Ferrera, was great in this film. I also like how her husband is shown to be trying to learn Spanish for her. Everyone in this movie did a great job playing their characters. Michael Cera's Allen was a great character too I think he might been Max Power doll which explains his fighting style.

Some funny moments had me laughing, like pregnant Barbie, Will Ferrell was funny in this film, and the Synder Cut joke was funny. This film was good, and Ken was my favorite character. I love how Barbie tells him he needs to find himself and find someone who loves him for who he is, and it's not Barbie. As well Barbie sees how the real world views her and how she wants all girls to see more than a fascist, and Ken wants to be accepted. You feel for both Barbie and Ken. 


I had a fun time watching it. It was well-written and a fun film to watch. I'm finally glad I watched it because it's an entertaining movie, and that's all it needs to be. I had a great time with this movie. The characters and the story are good, too. Yes, the movie has gender politics, which would annoy some people, but it doesn't ruin the film because it's just good movie. Like I wrote before I had fun with this movie.
It sucks that Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig didn't get nominated for best actress and director. Even Ryan Gosling agrees they should have been nominated because they did a great job with this movie. 

I'm not Kenough was great.
Overall I give this film an 8 out of 10. Barbie is a fun movie to watch. 

Friday 8 March 2024

Akira Toriyama Tribute

Akira Toriyama Tribute.

Yesterday we lost a great man, the creator of Dragonball himself Akira Toriyama. This man got me into anime because I remember watching Dragonball Z for the first time when I was six and I remember just being hooked on it. Dragonball Z was the first anime I ever watched and since then I love anime. 
I have loved Dragonball Z since I was a kid and I still love it to this day. When I heard the news of Akira's death last night I was just in shock, he was only 68 years old. I'll never get a chance to tell him that he made my childhood and that he inspired so many people out there. 
The Dragonball series is still loved to this day from Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball Super. 
(To be nice GT but he didn't write that show.) 
These characters he created are memorable and beloved by so many.
Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, Krillin, and many more.
My deepest condoles to his family and friends. The anime and manga community lost a legend but he will never be forgotten. Akira Toriyama thank you for your work and thank you for making my childhood awesome not just mine everyone else's with Dragonball.  
Akira Toriyama
1955-2024
Rest in Power 
Creator of Dragonball.
His work will live on forever.








Mulan Review

 

My Review of Mulan.
Mulan is one of my favorite Disney films. In my opinion, Mulan is the best Disney Princess because she saved all of China and is the only Disney Princess with the high death count. 

I know crazy right.

Mulan is the best Disney Princess in my opinion, and she's an inspiring character to all girls and even boys. As a boy, I looked up to her and the scenes of her struggling in the army and not giving up because she used her wits. She becomes a skilled soldier through hard work and overcoming odds, and most of all doesn't give up even if she feels lost because she will always do the right thing. I love characters like that who inspire us not to give up. 
Mulan is a movie about a girl named Mulan, voiced by Ming-Na Wen, who takes her father's place in the imperial army against the Huns. The film dives into Mulan's wondering who she is and her desire to bring honor to her family. In the opening, she's trying to get approved by the matchmaker. Still, she messes it up with her father, mother, and grandma, one of the coolest characters in the film. Still love her and support her. When news of the Huns invading China came out, every man from each family joined the Imperial Army. Her father is too ill to fight, and she doesn't want him to go to war. They have a bad argument, and she decides to steal her father's sword and armor and take his place in the army. 
One of the coolest moments in the film is when she decides to take her father's place. Just the silence in that scene and the music playing it's the pic scene. You could hear the music when you see this scene.

Now, one of the best characters in the film is Mushu, who is voiced by Eddie Murphy. He's one of the funniest characters in the movie, and he's a dragon who wants to be Mulan's family guardian again. Mushu was one of the best characters in this film. He's better in this than he was in the second film. I also found it funny when he teaches Mulan how to be a man and his relationship with the cricket. Mushu is one of the best characters because he wants to be a guardian again and admits to Mulan. She did it to save her father, and he only helped himself because her ancestors don't like him. Ultimately, he helps Mulan save China and becomes a Guardian again. 
I still wonder what was the story with that one ancestor who lost his head because of him.

Li Shang is another great character in the film. He's Mulan love interest and captain of his own, given to him by his father, General Li. He wants to create the best army in China and make his father proud, too. Shang is one of the coolest characters in this film, and I love the song Make a Man Out of You. That song is great to work out. Shang is also skilled warrior and he is a great captain to his men.

It's interesting how fans consider Shang the first Bisexual Disney Prince because if you rewatch the film. He's clearly in love with Mulan, but there are signs he likes Ping, her male disguise, too. Which has led people to think Li Shang might be bisexual. To be fair, it does make sense, and there are some signs he's bisexual. That's why people were pissed he was cut from the live-action remake.

Hardwork, Determination, and Not Giving up can help you accomplish impossible goals.
At first he kicked Mulan out and she got the arrow and he realize he was wrong about her.

One of the most heartbreaking scenes is when he learns his father is dead, and it's a dark scene for a Disney film. The characters have a musical number of A Girl Worth Fighting For, which stops midway as they see the destroyed village. 
This scene shocked many viewers who saw this movie for the first time. They were all dancing and singing, but they stopped halfway through when they saw this burned village.

This is a sad but powerful scene because it shows how awful war is.
Shang mourns his father, and Mulan mourns for him. She places the doll belonging to a little girl before the sword. It's an emotional scene and shows how awful war can be and how many innocent lives can be lost. When Mulan finds that doll, it shows she's a girl worth fighting for. She was only a child, and her life was taken too soon. Mulan's reaction to the doll says it all.
Still we all know this film has a happy ending.

I love Yao, Ling, and Chien Po, voiced by Harvey Firestien, Gedde Watanabe, and Jerry Tondo. These three are some of the best characters in the film. They are funny and heroic, even when they are in drag they are bad ass.
These three had me laughing, and I liked how Mulan was revealed as a woman they tried to save her. It shows that even though they are shocked, they don't care if she's a woman because she saved their lives and defeated the Hun Army. 

The film's main villain is Shun Yu, voiced by the late Miguel Ferrer, and we need to find out about Shaun Yu's true motives for conquering China. Although he does mention The Great Wall was a challenge against his strength, he's still a scary villain. In one scene, he says, "How many men does it take to deliver a message?" and his archer replies. "One." Scene goes black. That is a dark scene for a kids film. It shows how evil this guy is, and I loved how Mulan defeated him in the end, blasting him with fireworks. It's also interesting when Shun Yu learns Mulan took away his victory. He doesn't say a woman. Instead, Shun Yu says the soldier from the mountain. The reason for that during the reign of Genghis Khan, he gave women better rights and allowed them to fight in the army. Just an interesting fact about Khan and another fun fact almost half of the world's people are descendants of Genghis Khan as he had many children. Another fun fact.
Another character many people can't stand is Chi-Fu, voiced by James Hong. I love James Hong. He is so funny. His character is annoying, but I get some laughs from this character because he's a prick and the only the girl who love him is his mother. 

The Emperor is a interesting character, played by the late Pat Morita. 
That line is so epic. 
The cast in this film all did a great job voicing their characters, and the songs are very memorable, like Reflection, which is a great song, Make a Man out of You, and A Girl Worth Fighting For. These songs still hold up years later. 
The film also had great animation and action; its ending is epic and a feel-good movie. You would expect Mulan and Shang to kiss at the end of the film, but they don't. They have dinner, and Mushu becomes a guardian again. 
It's more realistic have a romance between the two. Dinner with her and family and see where it goes from there.

I give this film an 8 out of 10. It's a great film, and the character of Mulan is an inspiring character to everyone. She shows true courage, not giving up, doing the right thing, and being there for your friends and family. 
Mulan is such a great childhood film and still holds up years later. It's a shame the remake failed so severely. They also did the characters dirty, getting rid of Shang and Mushu. What were they thinking? 
Mulan is the best Disney Princesses and one of my favourite films from childhood. It still holds up like I wrote before.

Happy International Women's Day to all the great women I know.
Like my mom, sisters, friends, cousins, aunts, grandmas, and most of all, my girlfriend. 
Thank you to all the great women out there who inspire all of us.