My Top Ten Worst Family Guy Episodes

My Top Ten Worst Family Guy Episodes 

So I did my top ten best, and here are my top ten worst Family Guy episodes because, let me tell ya, I can't stand these episodes! I would rather watch this than these episodes.

Here are my top ten worst Family Guy Episodes.

10. Married With Cancer 

This episode could have been written as a heartfelt one where Brian marries Jess, and she passes away. After that, Brian doesn't want to date anyone until he decides he's ready to move on. However, no, they make Brian awful in this episode, and when he finds out Jess isn't going to die, he wants to leave her, but he can't because everyone will hate him if he does after his speech of love. This episode was in poor taste, and eventually, Jess dies in the next episode, so Brian doesn't receive hate. 

9. Life of Brian 

Now, this was the episode that just broke the fanbase. The show killed off Brian, which was sad because, let's face it, losing a dog is always painful. This episode also made me dislike Quagmire because, at Brian's funeral, he's simply watching a game and doesn't seem sad at all for the Griffins over losing Brian. It made me hate Quagmire, not just me. All other fans agree, too. They should have Peter confront Quagmire at the funeral about what he was doing, and basically, Peter attacks him and tells him that despite Brian's flaws, he's worse. In the next scene, Quagmire apologizes to the Griffins for what he did at Brian's funeral. As much as he hated Brian, he knew the Griffins loved him. Also, they reveal he wasn't the one who hit him. It was just some guy running late for work. Lately, the writers have been working to end the feud between Brian and Quagmire. In one recent episode, Brian saves Quagmire's life from some coyotes. They are slowly ending the feud because they see how fans hate this feud. Now, in the episode, the Griffins decide to adopt another dog named Vinny, who serves as a complete replacement for Brian until Brian comes back to life after Stewie saves him from being hit by the car. This whole episode was just pointless when Family Guy killed off Adam West; it was a heartwarming tribute to Adam West after his real-life death. This episode is poor. 

8. Heartbreak Dog 

Now Joe is awful in this episode, and, look, Brian shouldn't have kissed Bonnie, and even in the episode, he's ashamed of it. But instead, Joe just tortures Brian, and they all agree that Brian is a scumbag. You know, I feel like this episode should have had Quagmire be the one who kissed Bonnie, and this hit Joe harder because he considers Quagmire to be his best friend. Instead, they make it Brian, and it feels forced. In the episode, Brian and Bonnie run off because everyone is blaming both of them for this. I will admit it's funny hearing Peter admit he hates Brian for hitting on Lois, considering him his best friend and brother, but in the end, Joe finds a way to make it right with Brian. I cringe at that scene where Brian takes credit, and Joe shoots him in the leg. That whole scene made me cringe so hard because if you had ended with Joe and Brian being good, or if Joe had used a dog whistle on Brian, then it would have been all good. Honestly, Joe was awful in this episode, and I feel like the episode should have ended with Brian getting some payback on Joe, like Joe waking up in a dog wheelchair and falling down the stairs, and Brian watches it and says, "I also peed in your mouth you douche." 

7. Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q

Now, this episode deals with domestic abuse, and it's hard to watch, to be honest. Quagmire's sister Brenda has an abusive boyfriend named Jeff who beats her, and Quagmire wants to help her, but she won't because they are getting and she's pregnant too. They even have a group meeting with her, and I must admit I found it amusing when Meg speaks and tells him she can change, but everyone is like, 'Shut up, Meg,' and of course, Joe doesn't know Chris's name and he calls him Caleb. So, in the end, the guys decide to kill Jeff, but that's going overboard. They could call the police, but Brenda won't file a complaint, and they kill Jeff. Still, this episode was just bad and hard to watch.  

6. Fresh Heir 

Okay, this episode was just full of incest jokes, and even Lois tells Peter that ten people have called the police about Peter marrying Chris. This whole episode was just weird. The entire episode revolves around Chris's plan to inherit Carter's money, and Peter wants the money, too, so he decides to marry Chris so he can inherit the money as well. Also, there are so many incest jokes it's annoying, especially when we find out Chris and Meg are taking baths together like WTF. That's all I have to say. 

Just imagine being a parent learning this disturbing secret about your kids.

Peter's reaction is how we all would react. 

5. Seahorse Seashell Party 

In this episode, we've seen memes of you saying you're always better than me, but this episode was bad. In the episode, a hurricane is depicted, and Brian takes mushrooms, having a nightmare that is really well animated but ultimately overshadows the story, as Meg finally stands up for herself and calls out her family. It's just that the whole episode is about the family hating each other. Let's face the Griffins are a messed up family. Peter is an idiot, Lois is toxic, Meg is a pushover, Chris is a creep, Stewie is annoying, the relationship with his teddy bear is disturbing, and Brian is a douche. Still, in this episode, it just feels like I hate my family episode. Meg, of course, apologizes to her family, and they all blame her and go with it. 

4. You Can't Handle the Booth 

In this episode, the Griffins voice commentary of their show, and it sounds funny, but Lois is just awful in this. First, she finds out that Peter was married to Sara Paulson and never told her, so she reveals that she cheated on him with Philip Seymour Hoffman, who might be Chris's birth father, like my god. Lois is awful, and she hates Peter. She tells him he's dishonest and a horrible person, and I'm like, 'Lois, you are just as awful, too.' 

The episode they comment on is about Peter faking being sick to avoid a trip with his family, and he gets stuck in the staircase. When the family gets home, they first throw cabbages at him, and then they get stuck, too. Then, of course, you have the cast of the show talking to the characters and telling them you're not real and to do what you want. This whole episode was just not enjoyable; it makes you think that it had to be another hateful episode. 

3. Peter-assment 

Now, in this episode, Peter gets sexually harassed by his boss, Angela, but when he tells his family instead of calling her out and reporting her for this. They just laugh, and Lois just tells him men can't get sexually harassed, and most of the time, they like it. That annoys me now because it's still sexual harassment, and even if a woman does it to a man, it's still harassment. I'm looking at Lois and thinking you should call his boss out or punch her instead. Lois makes fun of Peter for it and basically doesn't care. Peter tries everything to get Angela to stop harassing him and use Quagmire to sleep on her, but she's way too ugly, and he backs off. Until he uses Mort to sleep with her, and she stops harasses him. Honestly, this episode is now considered to be in bad taste because sexual harassment is still harassment, and it doesn't matter who does it. You need to report it. If a person is making you feel uncomfortable and harassing you, you need to report it. Also, Lois should have been there for Peter instead of making fun of this because, let me tell ya, if I was being harassed like Peter, my girlfriend would have been there for me and would have advised me to report it immediately. 

2. Stewie is Enceinte 

Okay, this episode - whoever wrote this clearly has a fascination with pregnant babies because this episode is just disturbing, especially that photoshoot Stewie does. It's messed up. I know it's a cartoon, but still, it's really gross. Just imagine if the whole family knew about what Stewie did, they all would have been puking. If I could write my own episode of Family Guy, it would be a reckoning of bad episodes, like the Griffins finding Stewie's time machine, which they use to fix all their worst mistakes. This is a codename for reconning bad episodes. This would be one I would erase from the canon because it's so messed up. 

Honourable mentions 

Vestigial Peter 

Chip was just a one-time character, and we don't need to see him again. 

Herpe, The Love Sore 

In the episode, Brian gives Stewie and Chris herpes, and Peter and the guys fight back against their booth, but the guys who had their booth are soldiers, and the soldiers are praised as heroes. Peter then says, "I can't believe I have to root for Afghanistan now." This episode was bad. 

Brian the Closer 

Brian being a douche after getting his teeth fix and Quagmire just smashing them. Awful. 

Christmas Crime 

Remember, Brian encourages everyone to cut back on their Christmas gifts and save Christmas. In this episode, he hates Christmas and destroys Mayor West's Nativity scene. This episode was just bad, and if I wrote why Brian hates Christmas, I would make it so that he finds out all his brothers and sisters are dead. He's the last of his litter, and this would been more understandable as he's the last of his family, and even if Quagmire wouldn't hate on him, he would actually be sad for him. But no, it's a poorly written Christmas episode. 

and the worst Family Guy episode is...

1. Brian's a Bad Father 

In this episode, Peter, Quagmire, and Brian are at their absolute worst. All three characters are just awful like Brian is a horrible dad, Peter is so stupid in this episode (Even Seth said that this is legit the stupidest thing Peter did), and Quagmire is grudge holding asshole who's just as bad too. I hate this episode so much, and the plot is that Peter shoots Quagmire not by accident but intentionally, as it shows that the gun wasn't on safety. I mean, if the episode was that both of them got shot and debated on who got shot first, like Han and Greedo, it would have been a funny episode. Quagmire ends his friendship with Peter, and Joe is forced to choose between the two; he picks Quagmire. One thing I find amusing is that four episodes before this one, Joe once told Quagmire, who was disguised as Peter, that he couldn't stand Quagmire and found him annoying. He's too needy, but for some reason, he prefers Quagmire over Peter because he's been there for him, which is like Peter's been there for you a lot more. Also, it's amusing how Joe made Quagmire Susie's godfather, only for Peter to be made godfather, because I don't think you can trust someone like Quagmire. So, Peter loses his friends and wants them back, and if Cleveland was still in Quahog, he likely would have stuck with Peter. So Peter decides to make amends by having Quagmire shoot him in the arm, to which Quagmire gladly agrees. Peter had hoped Quagmire learned to forgive him, but not Quagmire. Peter, in the end, gets shot by both Joe and Quagmire, and they are friends again. You could argue that maybe this is Joe and Quagmire just shooting Peter because both can't stand his stupidity, and Peter is now in a wheelchair. Honestly, this episode made me hate Quagmire because he's such an annoying character ever since he hated Brain. Now, as for Brian in this episode, he is horrible. Instead of supporting his son instead, he wants to get his writing career started, so he uses his son's show to help such a dick thing to do. This episode was just awful, and I can't stand it. Brain's a bad father is hands down the worst Family Guy episode. Also I think now they are trying to make Brian less of douchebag they are making him more likeable again if you believe it. 

So those are my top ten worst Family Guy episodes let me know what you think.